Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood wanted to visit her grandmother, her mother said "don't go out there or the big bad wolf is going to grab your titties". Little Red Riding Hood wanted to go anyway. She was on her way to grandma's house when the big bad wolf jumped out and said i'm going to grab your titties. She pulled out a gun and said "no your not, your going to eat me like the book says".